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Joshua Hoong
06.09.92
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Self-Proclaimed-Certified-iPod-Evangelist

Friday, May 30, 2008 Tattered Wings and Broken Bones

The after-horrors of the rain came in the form a hoard of flies infesting the classroom during our Social Studies period. YAY!

Soon enough, everybody was out of their seats and united we endeavored to rid the classroom of our new found menace. Aaron Martin-Lim and gang made the most noise as they applied kung-fu on them and tried persuading them to "go home!".

Amidst the yells from Aaron as he screamed "I kenna bitten by animal!" and his other crazy antics which sent us grabbing the sides of the chairs as we broke out in uncontrollable fits of laughter, Kester tried smashing and wiping the stray flies on the whiteboard while everyone else stood their ground and protected themselves with their files and textbooks.

The battle-field was strewn with tattered wings and crippled carcasses as they lay grosteqly smashed up. Even the fly that Aaron had adopted as his pet lay next to its dead comrades after some "heavy petting". It died honorably as Aaron praised him with Good-boy-good-boy before thud-thud-smack-smack.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, there was zero-casualties on the human side save for a Michael who was left traumatized and had to rest his head on the desk.
So much fun! and all this transpired in a short period of 15 minutes, the shortest war ever fought!





The Great Singapore Sale! T&Cs

This season is even better than ever because I'm now given a monthly allowance so I'm gonna squander it all on things this time! WAHAHAHA!

Smile and get in line. And if you're joining my line, please adhere to the following:
1.Do not smell and/or make a/ any smell.
2.There is no need to shout. Your phone's not deaf, you are.
3.Screaming children should be left at home; or with other screaming children at some obscure corner also known as the playpen.
4.I will have your head if you pay in coins.
5.You're not special - get in line.
6.Whatever's holding you up at front, I assure you it's not necerssary - pay and move on!
7.There's such a thing as an unacceptable distance if you're standing behind me - it's unacceptable if I can feel your prescence even when we're not touching.
8.No touching!
9.It's a cashier, not an information counter.
10.What do you mean get a new piece?
11.No, your friend with thirty items to pay for cannot join your place in line.
12.No one's interested in your foreplay. In fact, it's gross. Get a room.
13.Just you dare try smoking.

So with this in mind, remember that I don't want to be here as much as you don't have to - so let's have a comfortable time of queuing this season as we do so for the otherbodies.

Merry spending.

OMG I just came across this awesome indie band while watching a foosball video on Youtube. They are the Yeah Yeah Yeahs!
Yai!