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Profile  Joshua Hoong 06.09.92 Audiophile Self-Proclaimed-Certified-iPod-Evangelist Interests Holga Emily Haines Jews JUICE Photography Not Drawing Rilo Kiley Stars Twee Vaseline Writing Your Sister Take It Out On Me We Won't Turn To Dust May 2008 June 2008 September 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 Credits Layout: hearteditorials Codes: -ambulance Icon: biconcave |
Friday, May 30, 2008
 The Great Singapore Sale! T&Cs This season is even better than ever because I'm now given a monthly allowance so I'm gonna squander it all on things this time! WAHAHAHA! Smile and get in line. And if you're joining my line, please adhere to the following: 1.Do not smell and/or make a/ any smell. 2.There is no need to shout. Your phone's not deaf, you are. 3.Screaming children should be left at home; or with other screaming children at some obscure corner also known as the playpen. 4.I will have your head if you pay in coins. 5.You're not special - get in line. 6.Whatever's holding you up at front, I assure you it's not necerssary - pay and move on! 7.There's such a thing as an unacceptable distance if you're standing behind me - it's unacceptable if I can feel your prescence even when we're not touching. 8.No touching! 9.It's a cashier, not an information counter. 10.What do you mean get a new piece? 11.No, your friend with thirty items to pay for cannot join your place in line. 12.No one's interested in your foreplay. In fact, it's gross. Get a room. 13.Just you dare try smoking. So with this in mind, remember that I don't want to be here as much as you don't have to - so let's have a comfortable time of queuing this season as we do so for the otherbodies. Merry spending. OMG I just came across this awesome indie band while watching a foosball video on Youtube. They are the Yeah Yeah Yeahs! Yai! |