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Joshua Hoong
06.09.92
Audiophile
Self-Proclaimed-Certified-iPod-Evangelist

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Emily Haines
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Aluminium Foil Warriors

If I had to describe my first day at work, I would say that it was repetitive.

Imagine a sea of Beijing cabbages in basket A. Take one out, tear out the bad leaves, place it delicately into a bag, tape the bag, cut off the excess packaging and place it into basket B. Voila! What's the best thing at the end of it all? It's gonna start all over again tomorrow and the many more tomorrows to come.

I'm only doing it part-time; imagine those people in there who have to do it every day. Poo-wee. Speaking of people, I just realised that not only were the customers old people; so were my colleagues! I hope they bring their granddaughters. *chants mantra*

I was given an employee's hat and apron and they're super-dooperly unglam so for those who're thinking of dropping a visit, tell me beforehand so I can prepare myself for your entrance and rub off the grumpiness and age gathered from being with this company.

Oh! I was a naughty employee today. I accidentially ripped open the corner of a rice bag so some rice spilled out and I frantically hid it underneath other bags of rice while my supervisor had his back turned on me.